Beverly Hilton

Not the demented sister of Paris and Nikki kept chained in the basement (we couldn't resist). Welcome to Fantasy Island! Marble lobby and balcony rooms where Vanna White nearly collides with Armand Assante. Cabana buffs chill by the pool awaiting more cooling mist and hairless boys. Merv Griffin buffs see the Man's real estate holdings, while we fear he was the real elevator killer. Health buffs get treadmills delivered to their rooms.