Bluelight

This place used to be a little-known 4AM dive bar whose walls were marinated in smoke that was exhaled before you were born. A couple years ago it was completely remodeled with a giant neon BLUELIGHT sign, two completely new bars, refitted bathrooms, flatscreen TVs and a jukebox. The old alkie-lectic/trouble-making/Vice-magazine-DO clientele have fled for rehab and/or neighboring Underbar, leaving it safe pickings for a wide selection of drunk import-tuner douchebags, drunk dudes who wear button-downs unbuttoned to there, and that new girl from accounting who doesn't know any better.