Bungalow 8

Chelsea diva Amy Sacco's Disneyland for adults, still draws the big name celebs and their sycophantic entourages. Threatening to move now that 27th is totally blown up. Dark space looks like a decadent goth action movie set on South Beach circa 2001. Potted palm trees, notoriously hardcore door. Still, if you're the billionaire scion of a wealthy Italian magnate, it's a tranquil redoubt to bring your ten favorite 17-year-old Czech model/actresses. Helicopter service available. Play on, player.