Café do Brasil

Attention fatties and stoners: All-you-can-eat churrasco rodizio (Brazilian-style barbecue, where grilled meats are brought to you on skewers and sliced at your table) Thursday through Sunday for only $18.25 (and cheap décor to match). And $8 all you can eat lunch buffet too. As for the salad bar, you’re better off at Sizzler. Heck, we’ll even throw in the live samba extravaganza with showgirls, sequins and feathers. Tip: avoid carbs, they take up valuable meat space.