Commissary

Mockup of unrealized 50-state franchise has Springsteen's people talking to Hilfiger's people. Menu reads like Top Chef elimination challenge at the Costco frozen food aisle. All-day breakfast leads into happy hour. Jersey girl JD's flaunt ironic bandanas, sip edgy smoothies, search for better options on Craigslist. Communal table underscores concept that we're all in this together. Like America, tries to be all things to all people but ends up more affected than an Adam Sandler script.