Double Wide Bar

It’s Hipster High at the Double Wide trailer, with Mr. Mullet and his trashy-chic date sipping Pabst Blue Ribbons under velvet paintings and twinkle lights.  Texas acts like Sparklepussy Barbie and the Happy Bullets regularly rip up the stage across the graffitied patio where, if you’re lucky, you can snag a seat and sip on Mama’s Mixes, toted as the best thing to hit the trailer park since the casserole. Try the Boone’s Farm martini—it’s like a Cosmo, but with flavored apple wine and a Pixie-Stick sugared rim.