Eden Rock

Under the red-tiled roof of these closely cuddled cottages and suites resides la crème de the international jet-set creme. Pass the reception area's animal heads, gilded mirrors, and an offensively large painting of St. Michael's Mount, and you'll see Dionysus filling up Harvey Weinstein's cup till it overflows. Famed as the sceniest hotel on the island, be sure to rub elbows with oil heirs at Tapas on the Rocks, the multi-level restaurant perched on a cliff, or discuss obsenity laws with Jeff Koons at the art gallery. Of course, all this assumes you can actually get a reservation!