Faena Hotel+Universe

High concept Phillipe Starck-designed rager in historic grain silo sits super pretty on the waterfront. Fashionista owner Alan sports all white, all the time and draws bold names like fruit flies. Chill with Coldplay poolside, hit a hopping party at the cabaret, catch Alfio Basile hitting on the help in the lounge over expensive, perfect empanadas, talk you way up to the massive owner's suite, and find yourself on a yacht in Punta del Este in the morning. Or just enjoy the serene, large suites and soothing Hamman spa. Pretty ridiculous, if you know the right people. Killer drinks and E Bulli discipled eats in quirky unicorn adorned resto complete your sojourn in plush labyrinth.