Flying Saucer

Nerd is the word in the land of UFOs. Only it's spelled knurd, as in Beer Knurd. Knurdness is a different kind of drunk. You don't get cross-eyed and tongue-tangled. Instead, you achieve enlightenment. Major Beer Knurds are memorialized in the Ring of Honor, above the penny-plated, beer-tap backsplash. At last count, bored Hyde Park husbands were beating out college students who reckon knurdness is the answer to tomorrow's Calculus exam.