Founding Farmers

Your Alabama great aunt granted free range of stainless steel corporate kitchen. Best-dressed appetizers befitting Sunday School picnics, fried green tomatoes inclus. Halfway through your fried chicken, Farmer Fred stands in his booth and delivers buzzword-laden speech: "farm fresh . . blah, blah . . . hardworking, organic, straight-to-the-table." Thank god your bartender knows how to make zucchini taste alcoholic. Menu with a cause assuages guilty conscience of tax exempt World Bankers. Do it for America.