Geisha

Japanese seen through the looking glass. Tartare apps are like buttah, and the chicken Kinoko is stuffed with more exotic fungi than your average high school locker room. Lychee martinis slide down easy. Slick, bi-level space stocked with pretty people in sleek black booths, though you'll need a trail of sticky rice to find your way out. Not quite as attentive as a good concubine should be, but definitely energetic and down for whatever.