Gin & Tonic Tavern

So bad it's good. Freshly-shaven face of gritty Hoya drinking haunt from Bill Clinton days. Yes, you too can carry on your worst college behavior long after you've left college. Alpha Kappa Psi meatheads wear pink shirts and ties, gawk at cheerleaders about to finish their residencies. Diminuitive hot dogs, mini burgers, cheesesteaks. Brick, glass, and green is the new red, white, and blue. Like those SAT questions: Gin is to football as whiskey is to what?