Editorial Review

Screw Sammy's place, this is the pre-party/after-party spot for gringos gone wild. This hotel is kind of a classic for those who want to pillage and conquer like its namesake. The whole staff is smiling and irie and really doesn't care what you do, as long as they don't have to clean it up. Epic breakfasts, pool parties at day and room parties at night, the young guests are all loaded and stoked, because this is how they pictured it: hungover, surrounded by a ring of plams in a plastic chaise lounge nursing "mas cer-vay-sahs," the semi-standable person they just slept with comparing trampstamps and armbands in the water with the person they will sleep with tonight. The thin mattresses nearly get torn in half in very tasteful garden suites with simple furnishings, but each with a patio or balcony.