Ibiza

Honestly, lame name dance club underwhelms–consider yourself warned. She's got chipped nails and her hot pink bra strap is showing. Wins honorable mention for one reason only: stellar "Glow" party pretty much kicks A. Weekly migration stop for touring DJ circuit has transcendental tranceheads squealing, ecstatic carloads crossing the Potomac. Spaceship floor plan gives you options. Dance maniacs do alien sign language at video art, worship in the house that music built. The lesser of two ghettos.