Irish Village

Less of a village, more the centre of the expat universe. Much like every other Irish pub, food is hearty, and Guinness flows like a river;  and, naturally, there are few genuine Irishmen. Casual crowds huddle round stocky benches and tables. Duck pond and grassy knoll signify an outdoor drinking experience unrivalled in Dubai. Outside women lose their heels in the cobbled patio. Inside the brooding ale house men try their luck on the ladies, faux-Irish accent essential. By midnight, beer goggles are firmly in place, drunken chat is off the scale and chances of pulling are high.