King's Hardware

Linda Derschang, Seattle's blonde bombshell of a business woman, has expanded her empire off the hill and over to Ballard. Same taxidermy. Same hipsters. Same neighborhood vibe. Wildly open outdoor patio is the ideal scene to catch up on some daytime-turned-nighttime-drinking-time, and you only need one thing to safely (or not) make that transition. Three words: Maxxiuis Fresca Fantastica. Your taste buds will thank you even if your head beats you the next day. And if drinking alone doesn't satisfy your ADHD, there's skee-ball. And if skee-ball gets lame, there's a work in progress picture wall. Let's get serious, a drunken photo shoot with stuffed raccoons never gets old.