Kobe Club

Shock and awe at Jeffrey Chodorow's mostly half-empty paean to steer. Flashy, Orient-inspired décor leaves you wallowing in gloomy Vegas-style opulence. Beat-heavy soundtrack may cause heart failure. Two thousand samurai swords dangle ominously overhead as you contemplate your fate, which in the immediate includes Kobe and American Wagyu beef. Twenty-eight ounces of the stuff will set you back about $400, so make sure to uncap the spending limit on your trust fund. Finish with chocolate caviar to ensure maximum decadence.