Kube

Set down in the shit-hole neighborhood just north of Gare du Nord, the Kube has a lot going for it - if you're an Amex Black-toting 21 year-old. Synthetic fur deco paired with an "ice bar" that lets you drink as much Grey Goose as you can stand within 30 minutes for €38. Shoot 'em up, then stagger out into the surrounding streets to score some heroin and a stab wound. Or better yet, just camp out in your €400 room until it's time for the hotel to drop you at the train station.