La Résidence De La Pinède

When I die, screw Heaven! Take me to la Pinède. A Mecca for affluent newlyweds, old-world blue bloods and Hollywood moguls seeking an obsessively maintained estate of exuberance. Great Gatsby appointments are awakened with electric colors. Enough water frontage to be an island and Chef Arnaud Doncker turns works of art with his Mediterranean cooking. Don’t be insulted when the staff scuffs at your Capital One- they’re only accustomed to Black Centurions.