L'Assommoir Notre-Dame

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Better yet, multiply and take it up a notch. Or ten. Beloved Mile- End piss-up/pick-up joint doubles the pleasure with a new locale down in Old Montreal. Plus chic, plus cher. Translation: more bang, more bucks. An assommoir is litterally a club used for beatings and this baby packs a punch with a hot new chef and a lotta tottie, two floors of gorgeous old stone, and woodwork filled with eye candy that is prime for the picking. Ceviche, tartares, tapas n' ta-tas. La vie est belle.