Meiwah

Insanely popular Chinese restaurant has bigger following than Falun Gong. Unofficial dealer in spring rolls for top US government brass, perhaps even making speedy deliveries to a certain neighbor on Pennsylvania Avenue. Top lobbyists and key decision makers grumble towards compromise at tables heavy with the kind of syrupy dishes we know and love. General Tso supports the surge but nobody can explain why it tastes better. Maybe the secret's painted in calligraphy on the wall.