ONE Little West 12

Warm, sexy, womblike, draws them in like moths to the flame. Stella—that would be McCartney, not Artois—and Nicole—Kidman, not Richie—retreat to the downstairs salon for some privacy. Micro food served up to a crowd that doesn't care, too busy obsessing over shoes. Sleek spa color scheme with high ceilings, wrought iron for some sharp edges. Rum-spiked hanger steak not half bad, but generally a tiresome velvet rope and bottles routine.