Pegu Club

Homage to late 19th-century British officers club in Burma. Colonial master vibe trickles down from OCD cocktails to the lacquer tables, club chairs, and Asiatic wood grilles over the windows. Drinks that take ten minutes to prepare come with special toppings like real purple orchids. The Fitty-Fitty martini is iced out like a rap star. Even the olives are chilled. If you carry no love for the douche, avoid weekends at all costs.