Pianos

It's got everything: bar, restaurant, recording studio, gym, hair salon, helipad, Finns, Tam, Ron, ironic comedy nights...but no pianos. Love it or hate it, you will be forced at hipster gunpoint to attend sooner or later. Likely as not you'll begrudgingly enjoy yourself, despite the overpriced drinks. Monday nights, a white boy with gold grills rocks the finest karaoke this side of Japan, with a crowd acting 100% shit-canned long before midnight rolls around.