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Poste Moderne Brasserie

Editorial Review

Too many puns to count:  located inside Washington's historic post office, outrageously modern in that shirt-pulling Kimpton sort of way (get it, get it?). Storybook menu reminds you where your food comes from. The kitchen wants to shock you but plays safe with chi-chi conventions like veal sweetbreads and signature Beef Bourguignon.  Escargot? Check. Smiles from hotel guests, families on their way to see Shakespeare. Post-dessert melancholy sets in, "Did this meal matter?"

Features

  • Bar Food
  • Bar/Lounge on Premises
  • Bridge & Tunnel
  • Euro
  • Good for Groups
  • Handicapped Accessible
  • Outdoor Area
  • Power Lunch
  • Uptown Style
  • Valet Parking

Attributes

  • Price:
    $$$
  • Reservations:
    Recommended
  • Alcohol:
    Full Bar
  • Vibe:
    Bustling/Boisterous
  • Restaurant Type:
    Bistro, French

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