Rick's Cabaret & Steakhouse

Phenomenally thick, juicy steaks, delectable lobster and the usual array of classic sides like creamed spinach, mashed potatoes, and half-naked Dominican girl. Shockingly good grub goes great with expertly administered lap dances and the aromatic scent of cocoa butter, the dancer's oil of choice. The "wad's throw from the Empire State Building" locale assures the usual amount of suits, but you're just as likely to run into one of the Giants makin' it rain, or some fancy celeb passing through town getting love from las chicas. Say hi to the affable Lonnie (of Scores and Howard Stern fame) on the way in and rub our homeboy Beetlejuice's little head for bon chance as you depart.