Shoreditch House

Loaded, rich, whatever you call them, they call on Shoreditch for a don't-have-to-leave locale satisfying every possible need (and then some). Six floors of sensationally spoiled digs, all equal in measure from top-down: rooftop lounge with pool, billion-count fabrics, and fire pit for colder nights; fifth floor has game room, house kitchen, and another bar/restaurant; the fourth, another bar/dining space next to a bowling alley; three floors of rooms, and at the bottom, Cowshed, a spa sparing nothing. On that note: good luck getting in, as “members only” tag means it.