Editorial Review

"I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly," reads the Churchill quote that is the motto, of sorts, for this watering hole. Yup, the odds of waking up next to someone regrettable are high. The odds of remembering the night before? Nil to zilch. Throngs of hard-up, done-up suburbanites and tourists flood this Crescent Street landmark looking to get loaded and laid. Three floors of debauchery, each worse than the last. The ground floor hosts Ladies Night on Thursdays, though Cougars night would make a more apt name. Winnie's is up one level, (literally, not figuratively) where the pub grub is decent but the eye candy ain't. Karina's lounge/club upstairs provides the cheese on top. Processed cheese, that is.