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Stoney's

  • 1433 P St NW
    Washington DC 20005
  • 202-234-1818

Editorial Review

Transplant diner dive turned hetero oasis on fabulous P Street.  Former geewillikers fifties charm lost in the move but now devoted fans feel safe at night.  Proud police badge collection hangs from kelly green walls à la South Boston but with entry-level World Bankers stand-ins for imaginary Irish cops. Overhead sports TV compensates for missing jukebox. Heartwarming dishes pair well with a frothy mug and/or ketchup.  Good for catch-up conversation and early evening decompression.

Features

  • Late Night Bites
  • Bar Food
  • After Work

Attributes

  • Price:
    $
  • Reservations:
    Not Necessary
  • Vibe:
    Chill, Locals
  • Restaurant Type:
    Burgers

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