The Clermont Lounge

A celebration in seediness where past-their-prime strippers share the stage with younger, tattooed, misfit dancers. A mix of professional boozers, glazed-over rockers and clean-cut collegiates indulge in bargain-basement beer and cocktails. DJ Romeo Cologne spins funk on Saturdays, which draws fresher faces. Don’t miss Blondie, the club’s matriarch dancer and in-house poet who recycles by crushing beer cans between her mammaries.