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The Diner

Editorial Review

Denny's for yupsters. Demographic is all over the place, baffles U.S. Census bureau. Police sketch of typical Diner's diner equals light brown bisexual. Is that a mole or a nose ring scar? Mile-high ceiling fans waft yummy grease smells down upon chatty crowd. Kitchen jumps with coffee bacon madness.  Waiters are hot. Milkshakes to get high on, burgers for two. Get trampled at brunch; feel lucky if your smothered corpse gets pushed inside the doorway.

Features

  • 24 Hours
  • Better After Midnight
  • After Work
  • Breakfast
  • Brunch Standout
  • Classic
  • Bar Food
  • Good for Groups
  • Good Service
  • Handicapped Accessible
  • Hipster Hot Spot
  • Late Night Bites
  • Lunch
  • Open Kitchen
  • Outdoor Area

Attributes

  • Price:
    $$
  • Reservations:
    Not Accepted
  • Alcohol:
    Beer & Wine
  • Vibe:
    Bustling/Boisterous, Locals
  • Restaurant Type:
    Burgers, Diner, Coffee Shop

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