The Eldridge

Look for the bookstore full of people who probably don't read a lot. Tight on the outside and the inside like a Chinese gymnast. The Jetcera preens with sleek wood paneling backdrop whilst sliding on those gold-stamped floors. Get your learn on, drink on, and your smoke on, slap Matt Levine on the ass, and tell 'em Cayte sent ya. Silent partner is a baller, literally, so expect tall dudes in canary yellow bench warmer zoot suits, Patrick Ewing style. Prince Peter mans the decks while you and your five new best friends lounge in the toilet and talk about, you know, how amazing and great things are!