Editorial Review

Jimmy Buffet would be ashamed of you. Here you are in Bermuda and all you can talk is mergers and acquisitions in a conference room. Oh well, we'll hoist a dark n' stormy in memory of your party days, while you work your ass off at this all-biz, all-suites stay in the middle of everyone's island getaway. Some shrewd baller's gotta get our beer here from the mainland we guess. Offices, kitchenettes, and a variety of high-tech doohickeys are stocked in the spacious studios, suites, and rooms. If you do choose to take a breather and spend precious seconds not closing, glance out the wide windows at the beautiful blue harbour or across to Hamilton. Balconies occupy US Mag obsessed spouses and short-term settlers.