Montreal - Downtown Montreal - All Types

1232 de la Montagne, Montreal H3G 1Z1
514-392-1970

The Club House

You know that hottie who lives upstairs that you've never had the guts to talk to? Here's the invite -and it comes straight from Rosalie on the first floor. The Club House is the sexy sibling of th... read more

1425 Stanley, Montreal H3B 5K2
514-281-6556

Deville Dinerbar

Brand spanking new diner that takes burgers and fries to a redonkulous level. The Big Guy Burger has, count 'em, four patties stacked between two brioche bread grilled chee... read more

1225 Boulevard de Maisonneuve, Montreal H3G 1M3
514-284-3488

Suite 88 Chocolatier

A recent report put forward the preposterous notion that eating chocolate might actually contribute to depression. We're guessing it's false, because it's nearly impossible to imagine anything but ... read more

1473 Rene-Levesque Blvd. W, Montreal H3G 1T8
514-934-0655

MNB

Cheese Louise! All white leather and LED lights, MNB or Midnight Blue is the latest supperclub to suck up to the over 25, I-drive-a-car-I-can't-afford set. Oh, it's slick. Oh, she's slutty. Oh, he'... read more

2045 Crescent St., Montreal H3G 2C1
1-800-562-1465

Nespresso

Where coffee gets snooty and sets you back six bucks a shot. A homey neighbourbood java joint this is not, but when it tastes this good n' creamy you just cop an attitude and su... read more

1100 Rue de la Montagne , Montreal H3G 0A1
514-861-5550

Hotel le Crystal

The new kid on the block, and what a sweet, sweet block it is. Hockey, concerts, museums, restaurants, clubs, all within walking-in-utterly-unpractical-shoes distance. Spring 2008 saw the birt... read more

2050 Mansfield, Montreal H3A 1Y9
514-985-6072

Laurie Raphaël

Take those boots up the stairs at Le Germain Hotel for the hottest grub in town. Everyone wants a piece of Laurie these days. Luckily, she obliges with tasty tapas like Îles-de-la-Madeleine s... read more

1631 Sainte-Catherine W., Montreal H3H 1L8
514-937-9727

O Noir

“I’m in the dark here!” Literally. If it’s good enough for Pacino...Brace yourself for a completely discombobulating yet fascinating experience as you are plunged into complete darkness for the ent... read more

997 Saint-Jacques W., Montreal H3C 1G6
514-392-9292

Time Supper Club

White suits, sunglasses at night, mysterious accents, highgloss lips and gold short shorts are the cherry on top of the glamorous, art deco, shines-like-a-diamond décor. Highfalutin youth wi... read more

901 Square Victoria, Montreal H2Z 1R1
514-395-3100

W Montreal

You can always count on the W to provide you with a chi-chi yet serene suite. Every imaginable amenity at the tip of your perfectly manicured pinkie. A lobby that looks like a Soho art gallery, a r... read more

2042 Peel St., Montreal H3A 1W5
514-843-5100

Cavalli

Are all the men in here wearing pink shirts or is it just the light? Both. A tad tacky, totally slick, and a scene right out of Casino. Very Sharon Stone, circa 1995. Drinks are tall and so ar... read more

1155 Sherbrooke St. W, Montreal H3A 2N3
514-285-9000

Sofitel Hotel

Don't you love it when a plan comes together? Everything is utterly seamless at Sofitel. Saunter through the modernist lobby, all steel beams and black leather. Linger at the bar, all gla... read more

1232 de la Montagne , Montreal H3G 1Z1
514-392-1970

Rosalie

Superb wine list, fine cuisine and a hopping bar scene are just a front. The real reason people flock here: to check out the busboy's and waitress's ass-ets. Superficiality is the first course... read more

1469 Crescent, Montreal H3G 2B2
514-285-8885

Electric Avenue

We're gonna rock down to the land of sleaze and booze 'cuz maybe she's for hire. Fake tans, fake smiles, fake boobs. What the EF?! The only thing real in this place is the bling. Bask in the gl... read more

2050 Mansfield, Montreal H3A 1Y9
514-849-2050

Hotel Le Germain

Natural light, dark wood, glass and sleek lines. Snug but comfy rooms with all the amenities and stop-you-in-your-tracks views of the cityscape. Unbelievably peaceful in the midst of downtown chaos... read more

1221 René-Lévesque, Montreal H3B 2L7
514-390-0090

Queue de Cheval

Downtown destination for big spenders and big meateaters. Mile-high steaks make DeNiro-type diner's eyes go wide. Don't get distracted by the twinkling of diamonds and popping of cha... read more

1219 Crescent, Montreal H3G 2B1
514-393-9277

Brutopia

A down n' dirty brew-pub in the heart of downtown that caters to a rock n' roll crowd. And by dirty, we mean good dirty. Cheap homemade beers on tap, quesadillas and nachos for sustenance and great... read more

1446 Peel St, Montreal H3A 1S8
514-848-0988

Ferreira Café

Where the beautiful people go to watch other beautiful people -or those who think they are. Proudly Portuguese, Carlos Ferreira brings the best of his country to a clientele more interested in maki... read more

200-1 Place Ville-Marie , Montreal H3B 4R7
514-397-0737

Altitude 737

19 years old: 50 bucks in hand, big bro's suit jacket, a whole lotta hair gel, too short skirts, too high heels =a wet dream come true. 30 years old: round the block line-up, 200 hundred ... read more

1504 Sherbrooke St. W, Montreal H3G 1L3
514-937-6009

Bice

Naples, Paris, London, Tokyo, Istanbul may all be part of the Bice franchise, but it's no secret that everyone wants to be Italian. Coiffed mobsters dine beside bankers, brokers and bleac... read more