YOU GUYS, IT'S FINALLY HERE! The first trailer for Lifetime's remake of Steel Magnolias with an African-American cast has hit the internet. As BlackBook's singular staff member covering the Black Steel Magnolias beat (it's a voluntary position), I am pleased as punch to share this with you because it is SO WEIRD.
It starts out with random images of magnolias (clever!) and table settings while somewhat familiar voices repeat famous lines that you've heard a million different times coming from the mouths of other people. It is very bizarre! And then we get the first looks at M’Lynn (Queen Latifah), Ouiser (Alfre Woodard), Clairee (Phylicia Rashad), Truvy (Jill Scott), Annelle (Adepero Oduye), and Shelby (Condola Rashad) and an anachronistic reference to Beyoncé, which I assume means that at no point will Jill Scott say the memorable line, "It's the '80s. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past."
Woof, you guys. I mean, I'm still excited and will watch the shit out of this (and, you know, change the channel at Halloween because I CANNOT WATCH SHELBY DIE), but there's pretty much nothing special about this except that it's got a bunch of strong black women delivering awkward line readings from a kind of campy movie about Southern ladies with big hair. I just don't know if I can handle two hours of Queen Latifah looking sad. When I first saw the trailer existed, I was expecting, on the Steel Magnolias stress scale, to jump up to Rhett, Ouiser's dog (incessent barking, losing hair), but right now I'm more like a Spud (just sittin' around, doing Spud stuff).
Meanwhile, Viola Davis is sitting at home and LOLing pretty hard about this.