Last night Mitt Romney announced pro-life Ayn Rand devotee Rep. Paul Ryan as his vice presidential running mate. It took no time at all for some enterprising Twitter user to notice the word "Ryan" in his name and run with the Feminist Ryan Gosling "hey girl" meme. Behold, Paul Ryan Gosling.
Here are some of Paul Ryan Gosling's best tweets:
Hey, girl, you can't have a tea party without a little T and A. And bigotry. But mostly T and A.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
Hey girl, let's put the Vice into the presidency.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
Hey girl, "50 Shades of Vanilla" never tasted so sweet.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
Hey girl, who's missing Sarah Palin now?
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
Hey girl, have you read The Fountainhead?
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
Hey girl, you don't need Medicare for that hip replacement. You just need one of my hugs.
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 11, 2012
On a related note, sorry to make all you of even briefly think about sex acts with Paul Ryan and/or Mitt Romney.
Really, I'm sorry.
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