No jokes to be made, no snark to be won. It is what it is: A corgi "covering" Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe," a video that's simultaneously the zenith and the nadir of the Internet, content that justifies itself simply by existing and makes it that more unlikely that we'll ever read something longer than 140 characters ever again. But handwringing aside, you still won't see anything cuter this week. Sorry to everyone who might've known better.
"Call Me Maybe" is still #1 and corgis are still adorable. Internet, keep on Internettin'.