Johnny Depp doesn’t have to fuck around with which Tiffany key necklace would be right for his lady. Instead, he (supposedly) named a beach on his private island in the Bahamas after Amber Heard.
The Sun UK claims that Depp has named a bay on Little Hall’s Pond Cay — his $3.6 million island in the Exhumas, an archipelago of hundreds of Bahamian islands — Amber’s Cove because the curvature of the landscape is shaped like Heard’s hip. Looking at a picture of Little Hall’s Pond Cay, it’s hard to tell which bay Johnny’s is referring to because they all look like asses to me.
A source tells the Sun, laughably:
Johnny knows about romance after having been with French woman Vanessa Paradis all those years. He is now spending time with Amber in the Bahamas and presented her with her own beach as a Christmas gift.
What kind of shitty Christmas gift is that? Naming something you already own after your significant other?
Baby, it’s called Michaels’ Futon now. Isn’t that romantic!
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