I’ve never been much of a Kanye West fan. I know, it’s an unpopular opinion. I’ve also never been much of a Kim Kardashian fan, which is, you know, the correct opinion. When the pair started dating, I thought, "OK!" Because I don’t care for either, and they exist in a place that is completely off my radar. (It’s called "Asshole Town.") But now that pair of knuckleheads has done something and I have to have an opinion about it. Sigh. Humpday!
Last night, on Twitter (where else!), Kanye revealed that Kim is his muse:
Kanye West recently tweeted and later deleted a status update that read, “I wrote the song ‘Perfect Bitch’ about Kim.” While some women would’ve taken offense to being called a bitch, Kim is reveling in the title. She has been telling friends and family, “I’m honored. I love it.” When approached about the negative connotation attached to the word, Kim responded, “I know he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word ‘bitch.’”
One time my boyfriend was like, "You’re my perfect faggot," and I was like, "Awww, that is so sweet that you’ve been able to turn a derogatory term that people have used for years to put us down and make us feel inferior into a term of endearment! That is so genius!" God, Kim and I are SO lucky, right?