Kirk Cameron, who probably believes that one time men rode around on dinosaurs hunting unicorn meat while women waited patiently at home to cook pot roasts and feed their ten children, stopped by The Today Show this morning to plug his new movie, which is some sort of documentary about how America is the best because of the pilgrims and God and gay people are terrible and all babies should be born forever and ever, amen. And, of course, Hoda Kotb, amid her and Kathie Lee Gifford’s (likely drunken) fawning over the ’80s heartthrob-turned-crazy evangelist, was like, "Heya, Kirk, how do ya feel about that Todd Akin, huh?" Because of course.
Not surprisingly, Cameron defends Todd Akin, who we all know is a fucking moron for suggesting that "legitimate rape" does not result in pregnancy (because of the rape-blocking walls of the woman’s "area," which is what Todd Akin, and probably Kirk Cameron, call a "vagina"). "He loves his wife and has six kids," Cameron attests. "He misspoke and apologized!" And good for stellar lady journalists Kotb and Gifford for just letting that slide. Oof, 10AM is way too early for a political argument, right?