The E! network obtained a nearly three-year-old email exchange dealing with specifics of Lady Gaga's then-tour rider and, well, it's full of surprises. And not-so-surprises. 

Some poor souls were sent scurrying around for suburban grandmotherly items like "two large fully lavendar [sic] towels," "two lavendar hand towels," "two lavendar wash cloths," "lavendar handsoap," "bodywash" "face soap" and "two new seafoam luffa [sic]."  Or, as Bill O'Reilly calls them, falafel.  

Via Jezebel, Gaga's slightly more-rock-star tour rider requests included a "glam rock" atmosphere with "black, silver statins [sic] draped over the wall" as well as "Old Rock" posters of artists like Elton John, David Bowie, and Queen. But weirdest of all, Gaga asks for a "manquin [sic] with puffy pink public [sic] hair." 

Yep, that's our Gaga.

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