According to the New York Times, Hollywood Enemy No. 1 is probably 92-year-old Hyman "Big Hy" Strachman, a prolific DVD bootlegger who loves his morning farina and the troops. "It’s not the right thing to do, but I did it," he says of the 4,000 boxes of copied DVDs he’s sent to soldiers serving abroad. [NYT]
If you are taking the weekend to catch up on Girls, the Girls backlash, the backlash to the Girls backlash, and so on, you could do worse than to start here. [TheGloss]
And when you’re done your reading, sink into this lovely and lush new 25-minute Clams Casino mix. [Self-Titled]
Looking to leak mean and/or incriminating information about your boss? Gawker suggests you consider using snail mail. [Gawker]
Jessica Simpson plans to celebrate her imminent delivery with a single-malt scotch on the rocks. "That’s her champagne," says someone who knows. [PageSix]
Lindsay Lohan is already late for her date with Greta. [TMZ]
The Cake Shop, a rare venue that sells both beer and vegan cupcakes, is facing eviction if they can’t raise $10,000 come Monday. Do you have a few dollars to spare? [BV]
Grimes has collaborated with jewelry designer Morgan Black on a lovely looking line of "pussy rings"—rings that are shaped like exactly that: vaginas [Stereogum].