● Demi Moore's "seizure like symptoms" are thought to be kick back from all those whip-its -- "not a common drug among people of Demi's age and social status," as per TMZ -- she was apparently doing. [TMZ]

● Katy Perry has unfollowed Russell Brand on Wwitter, but Russell Brand is, for now, still following Katy Perry. We can't all be like Demi. [Us]

● No-show Katy Perry and Harry Potter (and it's mostly absent stars), won big at last night's People's Choice Awards, raking up five and four wins respectively. [AP]

● Skinny 50 Cent is back, and this time he wants to help you get skinny, too. The notoriously health conscious rapper is working on a weight-loss book called Formula 50: A 6-Week Total Body Transformation Plan, wherein he'll lay out the baics for muscle building, nutrition, exercise and, of course, mental strength. [Page Six]

● Ignore the rumors: Katy Perry and Russell Brand are too busy giving each other tattoos to get divorced. Sort of like the way Katy is too busy drinking to have a baby. [TMZ/People]

● Kris Humphries is predictably nonplussed to have been cast as the bad guy in Kim and Kourtney Take New York. [NYDN]

● Could it be? The DailyBeast reports that a money dispute between the Simpson's voice actors and Fox studio execs might mean the end of the longest running American sitcom. D'oh! [DailyBeast] ● Justin Bieber's swagger coach, Ryan Good, is relinquishing his duties with Biebs in order "to pursue some of his dreams." Swaggerific dreams, presumably. [PopEater] ● The NFL was forced to kick off without the iconic "Are You Ready For Some Football?" jingle for the first time in many, many Mondays, after singer Hank William Jr. went ahead and compared President Obama to Hitler during an interview on Fox and Friends. [NYP]

The political world is on the edge of their collective seats anticipating who Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson will endorse for president. The rapper and sugar water mogul told the Wall Street Journal, "I don't want to endorse a presidential candidate yet. Last time, I spoke way too soon, and I endorsed Hillary." While he should be commended for his level-headed patience, he should also be condemned for ignoring the current political climate, which has no time for levelheadedness or patience. Being the astute kingmaker that he is, we believe Fiddy has made hints throughout his career about what he thinks of the candidates.

50 Cent impressed us a few days ago when he stuck up for Chris Brown by directing his obnoxious, yet entertaining tweets at Bill O’Reilly, but last night he got a little serious, for once. Fif, who has been openly beefing with his label Interscope Records, announced that he’s canceling the release of his Black Magic album, after the album’s single “I’m On It” leaked yesterday. He’s so upset, in fact, that he’s now threatening to leak a new Dr. Dre single as revenge!

The interesting thing about 50 Cent is that while he seems to be everywhere (still!) -- rapping, producing, attempting to act, designing clothing, basically running a small media empire -- he's actually not that good at any of his many pursuits! To all of this, he's adding a comedy site. ThisIs50Comedy.com launches tomorrow (actually, it's kind of...halfway done, if you want to look?). Get ready for belly laughs galore.