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● Adult Swim has bravely and -- given the success of their YouTube channel -- very wisely given Odd Future their own television show. Loiter Squad will feature "sketches, man on the street segments, pranks and, naturally, music." [LAT] ● Warner Bros. is letting known anti-semite Mel Gibson work on a movie about Juddah Maccabbee. In the past, Gibson's said he was drawn to the Jewish warrior's story because "It’s like a Western." [THR] ● A particularly unflattering photo of Ali Lohan has sparked rumors that the 17-year-old might have gone under the knife in preparation for her new model lifestyle. When asked to confirm such rumors, older sister Lindsay said she was certain "She has never." Case closed! [E!]

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● “I could throw a party and no one could come. And it would be this staggering lesson for me,” said Alec Baldwin, sounding almost reasonable about his plans to run for New York City mayor. [NYT] ● Lindsay Lohan's 17-year-old sister, Ali (née Aliana T.), has signed a modeling contract with NEXT Management, home to actually famous models Miranda Kerr, Molly Sims, and such. Modeling is just like posing for the paparazzi, really. [E!] ● More than 700 people have signed an online petition hoping to convince Sesame Street producers to marry "just roommates" Bert and Ernie. Sesame Street, however, maintains the duo's platonic status. "Even though the Sesame Street Muppets ... possess many human traits and characteristics, they have no sexual orientation." [NYDN]

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● Caring father Michael Lohan vows to get Lindsay off those prescription drugs she’s been taking, so her acting career can finally get back on track. [Radar] ● Speaking of hot mess Lohans, Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan urging her to “work her ass off,” ‘cause Lohan’s “idea of fame isn’t fame.” [Twitter] ● Jenny McCarthy is looking forward to dating “Curly,” as boyfriend Jim Carrey is in the midst of gaining 40 pounds to play him in the upcoming Three Stooges film. [Yahoo]

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● Lindsay Lohan has been hanging around sister Ali lately so her younger sister can foot the bill for Lindsay’s lavish lifestyle. [Popcrunch] ● Danger Mouse has collaborated with cult film director David Lynch to create visuals for his controversial album Dark Night of the Soul. [Dnots] ● Spoiler alert: Laura Leighton’s return as Sydney on the rebooted Melrose Place won’t last long, as she will be found face down in the famous MP pool at the beginning of the show. [EW]

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