● Michelle Williams's next big role is to be somewhat less glamorous than her last. With no big projects on the horizon, she says that she "just [wants] to go back to being a mom for a while." [Huff Post]

● The new Breaking Dawn trailer makes vampire pregnancy look terrible. Otherwise, there's weddings and wedding nights and Edward saying, "Last night was the best night of my existence." [LAT] ● Gucci Mane is in jail again, this time serving six-months for that time he pushed a woman out of his car last January. Burr? [Rap-Up] ● Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose went to Las Vegas and didn't even get married. "We're just gonna do what's natural," Khalifa said. [NYDN]

● Justin Timberlake is joining recently sold MySpace as an investor with hopes of revitalizing the site in order "to bring artists and fans together in one community." In other words, to bring sexy back. [TheWrap] ● In case the pictures of them playing on the beach, holding hands, and stealing kisses weren't enough: Someone heard Justin tell Selena "I love you" while they were shopping at Armani Exchange. Their love, it's so real. [Page Six] ● Amber Rose swears she didn't send those sexy pics (very NSFW) to Nick Minaj's boyfriend, and says that the whole thing is just another media ploy to make her miserable. "it shld be illegal to write fake stories about ppl the media never wants to see anyone happy," she waxed on twitter. [NYDN]

● Writer, poet, musician, and reluctant godfather of rap Gil Scott-Heron passed away on Friday at age 62. New York, perhaps, finally got him. [NYT] ● Sean Kingston was hospitalized and is in critical condition after almost self-parodically running a jet ski into a Miami bridge. There was a woman on the back. [DListed] ● Snooki was taken into custody after crashing into the Florence police cruiser provided to the Shore kids as an escort, "sandwiching her vehicle between the highway wall and the police cruiser." [People]

● Lindsay's latest court caper racked up a $135,000 price tag. That'd be $132,500 more than the necklace she stole. [Radar] ● Jennifer Aniston bought a $4.95 million penthouse in the West Village in the name of her depressed dog, Norman. Hopefully they can both find happiness there. [NYP] ● Ivana Trump doesn't seem sure about her ex-husband's proposed presidential run. "It would be terrible for us if he ran. It would be a disaster," she reportedly said. [GateCrasher/NYDN]

According to photographic evidence, the answer appears to be yes. There are also reports that Wiz wants to put a ring on it, but let’s ignore premature rumors for now and focus on the issue at, well, hand. Our favorite stoner rapper (sorry, Cudi) and Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend have already made their new relationship quite public, but apparently Wiz wanted to make it super official by tattooing “Amb” across his thumb.

● Kanye West's ex Amber Rose has been spotted with NFL star and Kim Kardashian ex Reggie Bush, completing the dreaded Celeb Square and opening the gates of Hell. [NYDN] ● George Michael smashed his car into a London store, but was not given a breathalyzer test, demonstrating the continuing perks of having written "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." [PopEater] ● Jersey Shore's The Situation "expects to be a millionaire by the end of 2010" thanks in part to his new vitamin supplement, which may or may not kill brain cells. [Page Six]

Hold onto your faux fur hats. Apparently you might actually be wearing dog... or, more specifically, raccoon dog. Yes, it's disgusting. And, obviously not true for all faux fur garments. But, according to an article in the San Francisco Gate, "you wouldn't know it by looking at the label, however, because federal law only requires clothing manufacturers to disclose the inclusion of fur on a clothing item if its value is more than $150." The loophole in legislation has allowed for hybrid rodent/dog furs to find their way into the mainstream but San Francisco Assemblywoman Fiona Ma is trying to change that by pushing for a bill that would require any real fur garment to be conspicuously labeled. (Five other states, including New York, have already passed similar legislation.)

● Now that Star magazine won’t have her, Kate Major (a.k.a. Kate 2.0) has run to E! to tell us she was deceived by Jon Gosselin, saying he planned to be with her, not Hailey Glassman. [E!] ● Jeremy Piven once again proves he can’t take a joke by getting into a fight with Chris Kattan (yes, Mango) over the former's sushi-mercury poisoning thing. [Gatecrasher] ● Miley Cyrus has jumped onto the Robert Pattinson bandwagon, admitting she now sees his appeal after meeting him at the Teen Choice Awards. [Examiner]

Still smarting from the way Amber Rose chose to rub salt in the wound of their maybe-split (with Chris Brown! Really, Amber?), noted rapper and sunglasses-wearer Kanye West has made public his romantic interest in one-third of British pop band Sugababes. Namely, member Amelle Berrabah, who also finds herself on the rebound. Incidentally, Berrabah's had another dazzling dabble in hip-hop recently, which probably makes West even more lovelorn.