Remember the one about the lady who had a dog named Freeshow? One time she was taking a bath, and Freeshow jumped out the window, so she chased him down the street naked yelling "Freeshow! Freeshow!" I never did understand why someone would name their dog Freeshow, but it's a decent enough entree to the news that the Armani Exchange in Soho is hosting a free show on Saturday, October 22, 2011 featuring electro-masters LA Riots and DJ/podcaster/food enthusiast Them Jeans as part of its A|X Music Soho Series. There will neither be dogs nor naked ladies, but it sounds fun all the same.

Today, in wackadoo press releases: this Saturday at the Armani Exchange in New York from 2—4PM, 'Vanessa' (Jessica Szohr) from Gossip Girl and 'Victory Ford' (Lindsay Price) from Lipstick Jungle are going to be giving away kisses. Yes: your favorite New York Observer-reading, Communitea-employed, de-facto Humphrey family member (and once-lover of Nate Archibald...not that I watch or anything) will be (supposedly) giving out kisses for cash in a "Kissing Booth" of sorts.