Because he is our most bloggable head of state, President Obama has made a "2012 Campaign Playlist" available for perusal on Spotify, the popular streaming music service. Posted to the official Obama Tumblr, of course, the playlist is filled with uplifting ballads, uplifting rockers, and... well, it's pretty much all uplifting. Click here to queue up Spotify, and check out the entire playlist after the jump.

● Katy Perry signed her divorce papers with a big ole smiley face under her name. And probably with one on her face, as well. [Radar]

● Barack Obama's most charming Al Green tribute is now available as a ringtone on his official site. Come November, it will be much more instyle than the "Born To Die" ringtone you've got now. [RS]

● She may have papered over the hand-painted walls and set the curtains on fire, but a judge has determined that Courtney Love is up on her rent and not to be evicted. [Page Six]

● Paula Deen confirmed this morning on Today that she does indeed have Type 2 diabetes. She also revealed that she has known -- and been cheerfully championing an all butter everything diet anyways -- for three years now. Or as she puts it, "I did not [want to] let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life." [Page Six]

● Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne have called it quits after nearly two years together, meaning Avril will now need better excuses to hang out with Kim and Paris. [Us]

● "BOOBS GROW, PEOPLE!" the still-teenage Miley Cyrus reminds us in response to rumors that she might have had some work done. "Thank you for the compliment, but these babies are all mine." [Us]

In a near-perfect exercise of glossy magazine trolling, GQ has announced the 25 Least Influential People Alive. Among the twenty six folks the magazine has decided is worthy targets of indifference (the list includes former child actors Tia and Tamera Mowry as a single entity, which is a fun, modern twist on the Three-Fifths Compromise), the magazine is throwing some attention to people they think have too much attention! Most of them are TV and movie actors like Gwyneth Paltrow and Tila Tequila (fingers on the pulse, GQ!), which is a profession that sadly garners too much influence these days, but the magazine also throws shade at some political stars, as well. Ironically, there's a pair of America's sweethearts who had previously graced the covers of GQ: President Barack Obama and Mad Men's January Jones. 

● The boys of Aerosmith, otherwise known as Steven Tyler, Joe Perry and Joey Kramer, hit the beach together and posed topless for the paparazzi. It's almost cute? [Vulture]

President Obama has been known to be one step ahead of the pack in terms of "cool guy insults." First, he killed Osama Bin Laden like a whole two days after shutting up 'Birthers' about where his birth certificate was. Secondly, he just has a knack for saying "Y'all are trippin'" (obviously, in more delicate terms) when Republican leadership gets out of hand in accusing him of everything wrong in this country. But with this next quip, he took the metaphorical cake. If Republican dreams should happen to be made out of metaphor-cake, they had better be listening.