● And like that, the wedding is over. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot this weekend in front of 450 surely fabulous guests, and everything went smoothly. Kim wore Vera Wang and called Kris the "yin to her yang," baby Mason had everyone laughing, and Lindsay Lohan partied 'til she was pooped. [E!] ● Well, mostly everything went smoothly. Sometime around 2am, neighbors called the police complaining of noise, and the party shut down early. C'est la vie. [Page Six] ● Lil Wayne is being sued by rapper Rich Rick, who says he bought rights to the Drummer Boyz "How to Love" beat sometime between 2006 and 2009. [TMZ]

● Lindsay's latest court caper racked up a $135,000 price tag. That'd be $132,500 more than the necklace she stole. [Radar] ● Jennifer Aniston bought a $4.95 million penthouse in the West Village in the name of her depressed dog, Norman. Hopefully they can both find happiness there. [NYP] ● Ivana Trump doesn't seem sure about her ex-husband's proposed presidential run. "It would be terrible for us if he ran. It would be a disaster," she reportedly said. [GateCrasher/NYDN]

● Last night's presidential address concerning Libya was scheduled for a pre-primetime 7:30pm, so as not to get in the way of ABC's hit Dancing With The Stars. "The White House routinely works with the networks ... to find a time that's respectful of both the networks and their audience," said the White House. [NYT] ● After a false alarm this weekend, Mariah Carey is back home lending "festiveness" to the waning days of her pregnancy by hand-painting her "dem-babies" bump. We knew she could sing, but an artist, too! [Twitter] ● Shockingly, Italy is none too pleased with out latest export, the Jersey Shore kids. "They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands," wrote an Italian newspaper columnist. A commenter took it further, asking, "When I see this, I wonder whether [Osama] Bin Laden had a point." Ouch. [NYP]

Beyonce is joining the ranks of the world's many singer/songwriters turned fashion designers (a roster that includes Beth Ditto and Kim Gordon among others). And she's doing it with the help of her fashion designer/manager mom, Tina Knowles. The line in question is called Sasha Fierce for Deréon - the latter being Tina's seasoned fashion operation, and the former Beyonce's altar ego and title of her last LP - and will be marketed at the under-18 demographic. The collection "includes a full range of sportswear, outerwear, handbags, footwear, eyewear, lingerie and jewelry," says Women's Wear Daily and will retail alongside Deréon's teen line, which is stocked at stores like Macy's and Dilliards. And, according to Tina it'll reflect the "edgier and trendier" vibe of Beyonce's alter-ego's "daring and outgoing attitude.”