● After nonstop tabloid coverage, Jon and Kate Plus Eight are back on the air from their self-imposed hiatus. [Us] ● Now that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are dunzo, let’s take a look at their recently released private wedding album. [MrPaparazzi] ● Rumors that Vanessa Hudgens has banned BF Zac Efron from seeing Megan Fox are false; Hudgens is just (understandably) terrified that Megan Fox is going to steal her man. [Showbizspy]

Over the weekend, I kept hearing radio DJs comment on Amy Winehouse’s very recent and public divorce from Blake Fielder-Civil while playing the former's tunes on heavy rotation. So I decided to search around and see what’s been said across the pond about the hot-off-the press split. Lo and behold, I found a headlining story from British tabloid The Sun. Apparently, Blakeie-poo decided to have an official chat and “tell-all” about Amy. I can’t help but think how much The Sun paid Fielder-Civil for his words? The guy probably needed a few extra pounds due to the divorce, or perhaps he just wanted to take a stab at his ex. Regardless, it’s in bad taste. But what would one expect from the addict who admitted to introducing Winehouse to crack and heroin?

I recently received my first bit of employment spam. A senior recruiter confided in me that I was a shoo-in to be a classy receptionista at some firm somewhere, but in the meanwhile, I'd be a fool not to pay the $49.95 to take a few tutorials cobbled together by her apparently much-lauded recruitment company. Since that's enough money to keep me well-stocked in pita bread, Old English, and frozen vegetables for a month, I deleted the missive. Then I got another e-mail weeks later (around the time I needed to do another grocery run, coincidentally) informing me the position had already been filled and that I'd be a fool not to try the many employment opportunities at the United States Postal Service, but that I'd have to prepare myself for a 400-question exam first. Delete. But then I saw Britney Spears was hiring.

● Golden couple Brad and Angelina dissed Ryan Seacrest by not granting him that all-important red carpet interview at the Golden Globes. Maybe they just didn’t see him, as I hear he’s quite short. [Yahoo] ● Photos galore! Every moment of the Globes has been digitized and categorized for your viewing pleasure. [JustJared] ● In case you missed Doogie Howser, er, Neil Patrick Harris’ brilliant digital short from SNL, here it is (hurry before it’s taken down). [Youtube]