Have you ever gone on a family vacation that turned sour? (Of course you have.) But really, Henry Cavill's got you beat -- in The Cold Light of Day, he returns to a boat his family is vacationing on to find them missing, the walls and blankets covered in blood. Naturally, there's a political conspiracy involving his secret agent dad, played by Bruce Willis. While Cavill tries to figure the mess out, Sigourney Weaver shows up as the government woman who wants to make the trouble go away, provided he can get her some information. It's a trip and a romp through the streets of Spain, centered around the type of fast-paced intrigue you pay good theater money for.

The Expendables was basically gun porn drenched in bro sauce, a noisy, abrasive filmification of a dude named Sully punching you in the stomach while blasting Pantera. The Expendables 2? Yes, oh yes, more of the same. The one-minute trailer, released today, shows all of the stars from the first film and more shooting stuff to pieces, holding guns, looking dead serious in some seriously unflattering lighting.

Is reading US Weekly and Star not enough? Is watching celebs learn about their ancestors or give marital advice on television still not enough? Do you need to swim in the same pool and sleep in the same bed as your favorite stars? No worries, because if you have the spare cash, you can rent a celeb's vacation home!

The forthcoming Cop Out (a.k.a. A Couple of Dicks) is Kevin Smith’s first studio-backed picture since Mallrats, and if the ubiquitous trailer is any indication, it will likely succeed where Zach and Miri failed in winning the director a wider audience. Does this mean Smith’s gone mainstream? Sold out? Not necessarily. In a move that seems at once clever, desperate, rare and most definitely intended to assure fans of his indie bona fides, Smith’s already announced that one of his next projects will be…wait for it…fan-financed! Make checks payable to Clerks III, LLC.

Bruce Willis isn't the only Hollywood gent disrobing for fashion magazines these days. Brüno is following in the former's footsteps, posing sans clothing for GQ's July issue. Photographer Mark Seliger captured the flamboyant Austrian fashionisto soon to hit a silver screen near you in a variety of coquettish poses, sporting everything from S&M bondage gear to a leopard-print onesie. In light of Brüno's bare bod, GQ took the opportunity to ask the provocateur's stance on "manscaping" down there, among other male upkeep queries.

Forget Ashton and Demi. Bruce Willis and relatively new wife Emma leave little to the imagination in a new Steven Klein-shot, S&M-themed editorial for W Magazine. From what images released online seem to imply, the spread spans a whopping dozen-plus pages and showcases plenty of flesh for the rag's July issue. But that's not to say the fashion featured (thanks to stylist Camilla Nickerson) is easy to overlook, even with all of the NSFW imagery -- especially of note is the use of Olivier Theyskens' awe-inspiring FW09 footwear for Nina Ricci and fur sleeves that appear to be sourced from Giles Deacon's namesake collection the same season. Images after the jump (including those NSFW).